JUST IN: Elon Musk Bans Greta Thunberg From Twitter In a surprising move that shocked the world, Elon Musk has disabled Greta Thunberg’s Twitter account. The tech billionaire, who has been known to clash with the young climate activist on social media, apparently couldn’t take the heat any longer and decided to take matters into his own hands.
Sources close to Musk claim he was fed up with Thunberg’s frequent tweets about climate change and calls for action to save the planet. “Elon is a practical person,” said an insider. “He thinks Greta’s tweets were a lot of hot air and didn’t really achieve anything.”
The move has sparked outrage from Thunberg’s supporters, who accuse Musk of censorship and trying to silence a young woman trying to make a difference in the world. But Musk has stood by his decision, claiming he was just trying to protect his sanity.
“Look, I have a lot on my plate,” Musk told reporters. “I’m trying to build rockets, send people to Mars, and save the world with electric cars. I don’t have time to deal with Greta’s constant criticism about the environment. So I did what I Any rational person would do – I disabled his Twitter account.
Thunberg, who has been an outspoken critic of Musk’s climate record, has yet to comment on the situation. But his supporters are rallying around him, with many taking to social media to condemn Musk’s actions.
One Twitter user wrote, “Elon Musk thinks he can silence Greta Thunberg because she is a young woman who cares about the planet.” “Okay, we won’t stand for it. #fregretta”
Meanwhile, Musk seems to be taking the backlash in stride. “Hey, I have a habit of hating people,” he shrugged. “I’m the richest man in the world, remember? I can take a little criticism.”
As for Thunberg’s Twitter account, it remains inactive for the time being. But with the support of her millions of followers, it seems unlikely that she will remain silent for long.
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